Hey sorry for feelin' up your date. Sadly, this is a mass txt.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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