One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
You dont lie about slip and slides
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
Randomize
