Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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