How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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