all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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