she was so not down for the gang bang
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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