she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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