Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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