Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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