Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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