i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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