For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
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