okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
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