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(760): View more from California

My pussy is not your playground.

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(214): View more from Texas

decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.

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(503): View more from Oregon

One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.

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By 8 I mean 9.

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And by 9 I mean 10.

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(480): View more from Arizona

We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet

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(254): View more from Texas

He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.

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(904): View more from Florida

I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee

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(775): View more from Nevada

I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.

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(847): View more from Illinois

Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless

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