CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
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Dude my date hates me, Im on a rooftop full of Turkish people, and Ricky Martin is blasting on the radio. I was wrong earlier when I said I have my shit together
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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