The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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