Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
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