If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Randomize
