Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
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