Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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