do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
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