and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
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