I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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