Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
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