How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
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