Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
Randomize
