found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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