That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
dude i'm inner monologue high
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
Randomize
