I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
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