You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
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