Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
Randomize
