It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
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