I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
so much tequila, so little girl.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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