is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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