I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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