That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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