i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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