Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
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