the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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