My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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