Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
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