ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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