no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
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