just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
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