I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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