After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
Someone signed my nipple.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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