Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
I have aggressive nipples.
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
Randomize
