thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
apparently the officer said last night, "son, why don't you do yourself a favor and spread your legs so you don't keep vomiting on them". why can't I remember those nights?!
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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