You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
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