Moan for me like Helen Keller
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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