it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
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