I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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