U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
My brain says no but my pants say off.
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
We’re leaving where are you
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