physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
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