So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
There's a hole in our hallway wall. Don't hate me. I'll fix it. It's only about the size of a beach ball. I promise to never scale walls in our apartment ever again. Don't hate me. I love you.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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