thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
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